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snotchety 

A term reserved for constantly crabby younger persons, combined with an added element of young snobbishness (sometimes called "snotty") that usually accompanies the ill-temper of the individual.
Derived from the word "crotchety", which usually connotes an older ill-tempered individual(geriatric population)but combined with "snotty" to indicate a younger person.
Person 1: Hey did you see the episode of "Sweet Sixteen" when the girl flips out when 50 Cent did not show up at her party and she did NOT get a BMW?
Person 2: No, I can't watch that show, the kids are way too snotchety.

Person 1: I can't believe that T.A. told me to gain more perspective in my papers for Avant Garde Art Appreciation. What does that T.A. know anyway, I mean he hasn't even been to the birthplaces of avant garde like I have many of times before I even came to this university!
( walks out of the classroom still ruminating )
Person 2:(to fellow students) What a snotchety bitch! Next time she talks, I'm throwing her out in traffic
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Snatcheteria 

A location full of hot, horny women ready to give up that poon to every pussy craving male in the house.
Check out this party full of hotties broooohhhh!

Yea braaaaahhh!!! It's a snatcheteria.
Snatcheteria by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

Snatchery 

The process of aggressively taking (snatching) something.
THIS IS UNDOCUMENTED WEAVE SNATCHERY!!!!!
Snatchery by Telssn June 2, 2018

Weave snatchery 

The form of aggressively snatching someone’s weave leaving them weave-less.
*jessica aggressively snatches Linda’s weave* DANM THAT WAS SOME WEAVE SNATCHERY RIGHT THERE!!
Weave snatchery by TeAAaaaAaA September 1, 2018

snatchet-facing

When 2 nasty, ugly chicks can't enough attention because they have a combination of snatch and hatchet face so they start making out in attempt to attract men, which just turns them off even more.
"That snatchet-facing at the bar last night made me want to drown those two bitches in herpe-infested water!"
snatchet-facing by mm...hmmm August 19, 2011
Witty
Rude
Mean
Bitchy
To have an attitude towards something,
Dont be snatchity...

"The employee's of starbucks in Pullman Washington are to Snatchity for their own good"
snatchity by Jiovani August 20, 2006
adj. - Being of an extremely Scottish nature, or being covered in tartan.
"Since I've moved from Edinburgh, I find the only thing that cures my homesickness is to make my living quarters as scotchety as possible."

"Professor McGonagall is one fine, scotchety sorceress."
Scotchety by Garcia Mendez January 2, 2012