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Stickophobia 

The fear of anything sticky, especially stickers and people who stick them.

victims of Stickophobia will reject any contact with people who are known of sticking stickers on other's backs or hair, and stickers in general.
Person: *touches a stickophobic's back*

Stickophobic: *looks back to see he didn't stick anything on him* Please don't touch my back like that, it triggers my Stickophobia!
Stickophobia by sxperpro May 7, 2018

claude-strophobia 

The fear of Claude Faustus. He is pretty scary, if ya ask me.
Everyone knew she had Claude-strophobia yet they still sent her to the spider demons layer.
claude-strophobia by InvisibleGhost January 28, 2019

Claus-strophobia 

The feeling of being trapped and encroached on by Christmas; being unable to avoid or escape the commercials, the music, and the rest of the havoc that is wreaked upon all of us regardless of our religious denomination from Thanksgiving to new years'.
It's still a few days from Christmas, but I am dealing with a severe case of Claus-strophobia after going by the mall. Wake me up when it's over.

Stockophobia

--Noun
(1) The fear of a vehicle (namely automobiles and motorcycles) retaining its factory-made condition.
a.)Whoa dude! Why is that guy twitching and ripping off my intake pipe?
b.)Oh, sorry about him, he suffers from Stockophobia
Stockophobia by Supra_Man April 7, 2011

Stonophobia 

Phobia or fear of stones. Some may even include rocks. Stonophobia can happen when something serious happened to you from something involving stones. Someone with stonophobia is called a stonophobic.
"Are you chickening out or are you just stonophobic?"
"He won't go near that ocean, it's full of rocks. Don't you know he has stonophobia?"
"This injury may have scarred his life forever, causing him to be afraid of stones having a stonophobia and becoming stonophobic."
afraid of rocks afraid of stones

steroiophobia

The fear of steroidal muscle
Shaun doesn't want to come to the body building show because he has steroiophobia. Shaun's a pussy
steroiophobia by fekboiss December 30, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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