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Scromlette

Scrom-let - A sumptuous dish served only (as far as I know) at Kingfisher B&B in Worcestershire. It is essentially the bastard child of scrambled egg (scrom) and omelette (lette). It was created one bleary eyed morning after a heavy night on the good stuff as a result of a complete lack of culinary dexterity. Despite it's shaky beginnings frankly scromlette is infinitely more delectable than either of it's two inferior egg based parent dishes.
"I say, scromlette on toast darling?"
"ooooh I could murder a plate of scromlette"
by Kingfisher B&B October 20, 2008
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scromlette

when you try to make an omelette and it goes terribly wrong so you end up making 'scrambled eggs'
(scrambled eggs as a result of ruined omelette)
I was going to make you an omelette for breakfast but I kinda messed it up so now you have a scromlette!
by lolleetee August 17, 2019
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Scramblette

Too many damn eggs in a scramblette.
by Line cook April 15, 2011
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scromlet

A dish often ordered at IHOP consisting of deep fried n00b with a side of scrib. After the scromlet, deserts such as nub cake are served with knob juice.
Ahhhh shit son. I don't think I'm hungry enough for a whole scromlet!
by scrumster June 11, 2006
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scrotette

This is the female equivalent to a "scrote". A scrotette is the slang name for a female who is smelly, sweaty, ugly, scummy and thick and resembles that of a scrotum.
"Check out that scrotette look at the bumfluff on her"
"Eugh you stink ya scrotette"
by Gemmifer March 18, 2008
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scromelette

The results achieved upon "scrambling" or breaking an omelette into little pieces; often follows a failed attempt at making an omelette.
"Can I have an omelette?"
- "No, but you can have a scromelette."
"What's a scromelette?"
- "My attempt at making an omelette... You see, I have yet to successfully make an omelette it the traditional sense, but I make a mean scromelette."
by Tangerello December 22, 2005
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Scralettem

Person 1: Wow look at that Scralettem
Person 2: Woah she must be so kewl
by Person Who Makes Definitions November 11, 2022
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