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Scrom-let - A sumptuous dish served only (as far as I know) at Kingfisher B&B in Worcestershire. It is essentially the bastard child of scrambled egg (scrom) and omelette (lette). It was created one bleary eyed morning after a heavy night on the good stuff as a result of a complete lack of culinary dexterity. Despite it's shaky beginnings frankly scromlette is infinitely more delectable than either of it's two inferior egg based parent dishes.

"I say, scromlette on toast darling?"
"ooooh I could murder a plate of scromlette"

Scromlette by Kingfisher B&B October 20, 2008

Words you can keep

scromlette

when you try to make an omelette and it goes terribly wrong so you end up making 'scrambled eggs'

(scrambled eggs as a result of ruined omelette)
I was going to make you an omelette for breakfast but I kinda messed it up so now you have a scromlette!

scromlette by lolleetee August 17, 2019

Related Words

Scromlette • scromelette • scramblette • Scralettem • scromlet • scrotette • Scrumpette • shomlette • Gunsmith’s Roulette

Scramblette

An omelette stuffed with scrambled eggs.

Too many damn eggs in a scramblette.

Scramblette by Line cook April 15, 2011

scromlet

A dish often ordered at IHOP consisting of deep fried n00b with a side of scrib. After the scromlet, deserts such as nub cake are served with knob juice.

Ahhhh shit son. I don't think I'm hungry enough for a whole scromlet!

scromlet by scrumster June 11, 2006

scrotette

This is the female equivalent to a "scrote". A scrotette is the slang name for a female who is smelly, sweaty, ugly, scummy and thick and resembles that of a scrotum.

"Check out that scrotette look at the bumfluff on her"
"Eugh you stink ya scrotette"

scrotette by Gemmifer March 18, 2008

scromelette

The results achieved upon "scrambling" or breaking an omelette into little pieces; often follows a failed attempt at making an omelette.

"Can I have an omelette?"
- "No, but you can have a scromelette."
"What's a scromelette?"
- "My attempt at making an omelette... You see, I have yet to successfully make an omelette it the traditional sense, but I make a mean scromelette."

scromelette by Tangerello December 22, 2005

Scralettem

A person who is kewl

Person 1: Wow look at that Scralettem
Person 2: Woah she must be so kewl

Scralettem by Person Who Makes Definitions November 11, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026