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screwdoodle 

gay sex between a older man and a younger boy
howard and scott did the screwdoodle
screwdoodle by J-Titty January 26, 2008

Scrumdiddleumpcious

1:To express the joyness in ones mouth after eating something outrageous in this world.

2:To describe

3:Explaing ones feelings to a bird.

4:Roberts 3rd cousin.
1.That was a Scrumdiddleumpcious ride.

2.Wow mom your spanish spinich was Scrumdiddleumpcious may I have 2nds?

3.The weather today is simply Scrumdiddleumpcious

4.Did you find the Scrumdiddleumpcious to number 5 on our homework?

5.Does this make my butt look Scrumdiddleumpcious?
Scrumdiddleumpcious by Sir Oreos November 18, 2004

scrumdiddle 

A sexual act involving two males. The first male gently cups his testicles with one hand, while using the other to lift the penis so as to have a space between the top of the scrotum and the underside of the the shaft of the penis. The second male then thrusts his hardened penis into this space. The first male releases his penis, creating a more tight space for the second penis to fill. The second male proceeds to fuck this space.

The first male may always opt to squeeze his entire package in between his hands, so that the male fucking the scrumdiddle may receive more pleasure.
Charlie: Hey Jim, wanna scrumdiddle after dinner?
Jim: FUCK YES I DO!
scrumdiddle by Gay Jim January 4, 2013

scrumdiddleumptious 

Grand, great, perfect, tastey, my exboyfriend
GOD! That weed was scrumdiddleumptious!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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