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screw it
screw it by Awakened citizen June 30, 2010
screw it
screw it by BObo D. HObo July 24, 2004
Screw it
Screw it by lone wolf 1010 March 15, 2020
screw it window
The point at which sleeps eludes a person and they decide to stay up all night via some caffeinated means.
Steve, at 11pm: "I have to be up to make a flight in five hours."
Mike: "Anything inside of six hours, I say screw it and put on a pot of coffee."
Steve: "I get 5-7 hours of sleep a night, so my screw it window is 4 hours."
Mike: "Anything inside of six hours, I say screw it and put on a pot of coffee."
Steve: "I get 5-7 hours of sleep a night, so my screw it window is 4 hours."
screw it window by DevilMike December 15, 2008
How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
A Brazillion.
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"
"No."
"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."
"OH. I'M STUPID."
"No."
"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."
"OH. I'M STUPID."
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