A Menace to society. Devourer of worlds. The reason the once thriving, growing, and popular bustling town of Armadillo is now in dissaray and plague. One day the townsfolk decided to build a stable for everybody's fine horses, open to all and would help any sick or hurt horse. That's when an old dying sickly man rode into the fine town of armadillo on one scrawny nag. Scrawny Nag a skinny deathly cancerous horse. The old man took his horse to the stables slowly as he got closer the people of Armadillo saw the large bags under his eyes and the look of terror on his face. He gave the horse to the people of Armadillo and left. The next few days were full of death as the people got plagued with the black death and other deathly diseases.

Scrawny nag will find you.

Scrawny Nag by DogeGamer May 6, 2022

Scrawny Nag

A nasty little piece of shit. Causes many suicides a year.

Backstory:

Scrawny nag lived a very tough and rough childhood. Abused by many different parental figures growing up, he had many scars on his face and body from all the ass whoopings that he endured. During his teenage years, Scrawny Nag resorted to stealing and doing whatever he come up with in his mind due to boredom. Once scrawny nag got caught stealing from the Adam and Eve “Male Pleasurings” isle, he was sent to JDC. Scrawny was severely bullied due to being horrendously ugly. Being called names like “Freak” Scarface” and “SlowAssNigga”. Nobody wanted him when he got out. Nobody remembered him. He was lost. So that’s where the player comes in. The player unwillingly adopts scrawny out of complete pity.

My horse died and now I’m stuck with Scrawny Nag

Scrawny Nag by CloutRanger August 16, 2022

Scrawney Nag

Scrawney Nag has a massive shlong, he takes the best backshots and gluck gluck. Is known to sometimes wear a gimp suit and ball gag.

Scrawney nag is shlangin.

Scrawney Nag by smig smugly November 25, 2021

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026