A scummy Australian, usually wearing a wifebeater vest, budgie smugglers and a pair of uggs. Can usually be found sat a bar in bogan territories. Also known as Tasmanian Vipers
by Razkah June 23, 2023
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Todays definition of a scoozie is a blonde named Jessie which I’m sure we all know a whore in our area that’s blonde and a midget so we’ll just use Jessie as an example name
A scoozie is Dating a guy who’s husband material then go fucks a dude who’s a professional rapist behind his back also can’t drive most likely has mommy and daddy issues broke as fuck legally midget fucked up teeth other short word terms to match this up would be whore , hoe ,slut, skank ,cock gobbler ,blownout blonde cum guzzler , cum dumpster , burnout , the town bicycle , horny greedy bitch ,dick hungry ,dick breath , brainless, STD BANK ,dick parking lot ,cunty fagbag ,mind pricked , dick coozie , cock sock , rotten vag , dumb hoe , prick master , dick abyss , loser ass buzzkill , burnt burger , white bitch , white , commie cum catcher , horse girl , cum skunk , dick absorber, dick magnet , fucked up teef ,skink , low class dumb broad , gold digger ,psychotic whore ,depressed loser ,dick dreamer ,Ritter bike rider, pickle licker ,crab infested ,loose as a goose, well that’s all that needs to be said here
by CreamNBeef November 19, 2022
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by MGeezi November 4, 2010
Get the Scuzzie mug.In Australian usage, a rich bogan. (Bogan being Australian for chav (UK) or white trash (US).) Scozzers have usually become rich after achieving success in sports (particularly cricket and footy) or entertainment (particularly manufactered pop stars or Big Brother contestants).
I heard Shane Warne got sprung nailing a 16-year-old at his Surfers Paradise mansion. What a stupid scozzer he is.
by botheration July 13, 2007
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and for you americans, THAT would mean:
"He'd be really hot if his hair got cut with some scizzies, ain't that right cowboy?"
Hah, jokes about the cowboy babes. But above is true.
and for you americans, THAT would mean:
"He'd be really hot if his hair got cut with some scizzies, ain't that right cowboy?"
Hah, jokes about the cowboy babes. But above is true.
by Heey Babe x January 14, 2008
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