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A scummy Australian, usually wearing a wifebeater vest, budgie smugglers and a pair of uggs. Can usually be found sat a bar in bogan territories. Also known as Tasmanian Vipers
“Have you seen that bloke over there?”

“F*ck me, what a scozzie!”
scozzie by Razkah June 23, 2023
Words you can keep
Any bitch who things less than four in is small/ a slutty girl
2in Take it or leave it you scoozie

This girl a scoozie
Scoozie by Kivo October 12, 2020
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Todays definition of a scoozie is a blonde named Jessie which I’m sure we all know a whore in our area that’s blonde and a midget so we’ll just use Jessie as an example name
A scoozie is Dating a guy who’s husband material then go fucks a dude who’s a professional rapist behind his back also can’t drive most likely has mommy and daddy issues broke as fuck legally midget fucked up teeth other short word terms to match this up would be whore , hoe ,slut, skank ,cock gobbler ,blownout blonde cum guzzler , cum dumpster , burnout , the town bicycle , horny greedy bitch ,dick hungry ,dick breath , brainless, STD BANK ,dick parking lot ,cunty fagbag ,mind pricked , dick coozie , cock sock , rotten vag , dumb hoe , prick master , dick abyss , loser ass buzzkill , burnt burger , white bitch , white , commie cum catcher , horse girl , cum skunk , dick absorber, dick magnet , fucked up teef ,skink , low class dumb broad , gold digger ,psychotic whore ,depressed loser ,dick dreamer ,Ritter bike rider, pickle licker ,crab infested ,loose as a goose, well that’s all that needs to be said here
Scoozie by CreamNBeef November 19, 2022
Shut up you fucken fat scoozie
Scoozie by Scoozie inventor November 28, 2020
A chick that thinks she is sexy, but she is not and would mess with any guy as long as no one's looking.
Hey Ed I see you was all hugged up ready to leave with that Scuzzie broad
Scuzzie by MGeezi November 4, 2010
In Australian usage, a rich bogan. (Bogan being Australian for chav (UK) or white trash (US).) Scozzers have usually become rich after achieving success in sports (particularly cricket and footy) or entertainment (particularly manufactered pop stars or Big Brother contestants).
I heard Shane Warne got sprung nailing a 16-year-old at his Surfers Paradise mansion. What a stupid scozzer he is.
scozzer by botheration July 13, 2007

scizzies 

pronounced: sizzies.

scene/emo word for scissors
"He'd be well phitt if his hair touched some scizzies, innit?"

and for you americans, THAT would mean:
"He'd be really hot if his hair got cut with some scizzies, ain't that right cowboy?"
Hah, jokes about the cowboy babes. But above is true.
scizzies by Heey Babe x January 14, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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