1 definition by CreamNBeef

Todays definition of a scoozie is a blonde named Jessie which I’m sure we all know a whore in our area that’s blonde and a midget so we’ll just use Jessie as an example name
A scoozie is Dating a guy who’s husband material then go fucks a dude who’s a professional rapist behind his back also can’t drive most likely has mommy and daddy issues broke as fuck legally midget fucked up teeth other short word terms to match this up would be whore , hoe ,slut, skank ,cock gobbler ,blownout blonde cum guzzler , cum dumpster , burnout , the town bicycle , horny greedy bitch ,dick hungry ,dick breath , brainless, STD BANK ,dick parking lot ,cunty fagbag ,mind pricked , dick coozie , cock sock , rotten vag , dumb hoe , prick master , dick abyss , loser ass buzzkill , burnt burger , white bitch , white , commie cum catcher , horse girl , cum skunk , dick absorber, dick magnet , fucked up teef ,skink , low class dumb broad , gold digger ,psychotic whore ,depressed loser ,dick dreamer ,Ritter bike rider, pickle licker ,crab infested ,loose as a goose, well that’s all that needs to be said here
by CreamNBeef November 20, 2022
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