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Scowling Forecasts
Shooting evil looks at someone to preempt them from intruding on your space, taking the seat next to you on mass transit, or starting a conversation with you.
There was only one seat left on the bus, but the old lady next to it was scowling forecasts at me so I stood the whole way.
Scowling Forecasts by Apple C January 11, 2019
Scolling
The pot of water was scolling hot. Sally threw a pot of scolling hot water on Dick and his skin fell off.
Past tense - Sally scolled the fuck out of Dick ass.
Past tense - Sally scolled the fuck out of Dick ass.
Scolling by Kitty Black January 27, 2019
Slowling
A person who moves so slowly that it compromises the sanity of all those around him/her, leading to chaos and destruction.
"Why are you such a bleeding, dirty mess?"
"There was a slowling who held up traffic at the end of Route 3. It took him an hour and a half just to merge onto 128. The other drivers got so infuriated that they rioted, and my car got overturned. I had to crawl the rest of the way to work."
"There was a slowling who held up traffic at the end of Route 3. It took him an hour and a half just to merge onto 128. The other drivers got so infuriated that they rioted, and my car got overturned. I had to crawl the rest of the way to work."
Slowling by Dinosaur-kicker September 29, 2012
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.