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Scowling Forecasts

Shooting evil looks at someone to preempt them from intruding on your space, taking the seat next to you on mass transit, or starting a conversation with you.
There was only one seat left on the bus, but the old lady next to it was scowling forecasts at me so I stood the whole way.
Scowling Forecasts by Apple C January 11, 2019
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Scolling 

The pot of water was scolling hot. Sally threw a pot of scolling hot water on Dick and his skin fell off.
Past tense - Sally scolled the fuck out of Dick ass.
Scolling by Kitty Black January 27, 2019
A person who moves so slowly that it compromises the sanity of all those around him/her, leading to chaos and destruction.
"Why are you such a bleeding, dirty mess?"

"There was a slowling who held up traffic at the end of Route 3. It took him an hour and a half just to merge onto 128. The other drivers got so infuriated that they rioted, and my car got overturned. I had to crawl the rest of the way to work."
Slowling by Dinosaur-kicker September 29, 2012

Skowling 

A combination of Owling and Skydiving. To Skowl is to Owl just prior to leaving the plane for skydiving.
SKowling is to perch in a traditional owling pose prior to leaving the plane. This leads to Howling as the Skowler skowls.
Skowling by RickyBeesASkowler July 31, 2011

snowling 

bowling while it's snowing outside.
Adam and Demi love to go snowling!
snowling by loldem February 23, 2010

scrowling 

verb
gerund or present participle: 'scrowling'

To write as if scowling; frowning; such that the tenor and mood of syntax is perceived as upset or grumpy.
I'm always serious, that probably came out scrowling.
scrowling by Wbienek April 13, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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