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Scottie
A gold digging man slore usually found driving a POS Miata. Found in other peoples houses while hiding from the world in the middle of noway city. Thinks he can get away with breaking up marriages scott free. Noway should you ever let your wife be near them.
Friend 1: My wife just got a great paying job as a Nurse!
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.
Scottie by SmallBoiTruth September 15, 2022
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Black Scottish Cyclops
A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.
Black Scottish Cyclops by Blutarch Mann November 22, 2013
Scottie
Scottie is definitely a thot and the biggest fuckboy you’ll ever meet. Will play with your feelings, he is funny but do not be fooled. The only good thing is he has a good taste in music but is overruled by the fact that he has chlamydia. :)
Scottie by That1betch September 10, 2019
Cunt (Scottish Definition)
Used widely in the Scottish dialect to replace the word "person", not necessarily always used in a derogatory manner. Also replaces words which end in "one", referring to another person.
Use of word Cunt (Scottish Definition):
Where's my lighter? Some cunt's got it!
Are you coming out tonight? Everycunt is going.
How many cunts liked your Facebook status?
Does anycunt know the time?
He's an alright cunt him.
Where's my lighter? Some cunt's got it!
Are you coming out tonight? Everycunt is going.
How many cunts liked your Facebook status?
Does anycunt know the time?
He's an alright cunt him.
Cunt (Scottish Definition) by Scotland92 January 23, 2014
Scottish Stovepipe
When one gentleman injects Scotch Whisky down his urethra and then proceeds to blast the Scotch Whisky and semen into another gentleman's rectal cavity.
Hey Hoff, we have all of this Islay Scotch Whiskey left over and it's way to smokey and peaty for me. What should we do with it? Oh I know! Give me a "Scottish Stovepipe" bro!
Scottish Stovepipe by randledw September 19, 2013
scottish bloke
scottish bloke by Chuca_FTW May 30, 2017
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