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When a man has lesbian sex with a women, made possible by the fact that the man is wearing a skirt, and that it is so cold out that his manhood has shrunken up inside of him, effectively making him a women.
She said she was bi but I don't believe her, because all she ever wanted was a Scottish Christmas
by S.E.X. Ed November 15, 2011
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The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out
by Meathole69 October 05, 2018
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