scorpibus 

Harry Potter Deathly Hallow's Epilogue mentions a bunch of kids - Like Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter...
Scorpibus is one of the names given for the ship between these two.
Scorpi(-us)(-Al)bus

See, wasn't that hard, now, was it?

Scorpibus is the new OTP!

scorpibus by Siera January 12, 2008

Scorbus 

The couple made up of Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter. The purest same sex romantic relationship created In modern literature, despite JK Rowling claiming the two boys are heterosexual.

"Did you read Harry Potter and the Cursed Child"
"Yeah, did you notice how gay scorbus was?"
"Of course, everyone with a brain did"

Scorbus by BL--- August 8, 2016

Scorbus 

The most real harry potter ship out there even more real the jily (james x lily )

Dispite jk rowling and the writers of the cursed child they are sooooo gay for each other

The gayestand most real ship in the world is SCORBUS .

Scorbus by GAYLORD 23 December 17, 2017

Covered with Scorpions 

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.

Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O

Covered with Scorpions by ktbrister September 9, 2010

scorpios 

a zodiac sign from october 23 - november 22. they’re the baddest bitches out there. people clown scorpios all the time saying they’re heartless and freaky. freaky might be true but we do have big ass hearts. unless we don’t like u or u did something that made us not like u. appreciate scorpios more and keep in mind that just because 16 scorpios fucked u over don’t mean all of us fucked u over and u can’t fw scorpios... just means u got bad taste.

susan : whats your scorpio sign?
jessica : scorpio.
susan : oh, gotta stay away from y’all scorpios haha.
jessica : no u gotta stay away from billy that cheated on u with ur sister, susan.
susan : oh right haha.

scorpios by bridnsknxdjxxjjx April 14, 2019

Baby Scorpions 

Plain and simple, drugs from a homeless man in Calgary.

Homeless Guy: "Hey kids, wanna buy some baby scorpions?"

Kids: "Uh... No thanks bro."

(TRUE STORY BRO)

Baby Scorpions by SPENCATEHPWNZORKOOLGUY July 2, 2011

Left handed Scorpios 

The craziest bitches you'll ever meet. They're fun loving, nasty, and confident. You wish your boyfriend was a left handed Scorpio.

Lena: Oh my god, Stacey just tackled Joey

Jay: Yk them left handed scorpios, that's why you don't piss them off

Left handed Scorpios by Kxtty May 9, 2020