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scooptie 

An attractive female with Thot qualities
Damn, look at those scoopties!
scooptie by Scoopties4lyfe May 14, 2015
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Scoopie is a game played by 2 or more players. Hold your hand palm-side up. Curl your pinky, ring finger, and thumb into your palm. It will look like the 'shocker' but without the pinky. Now you are ready to scoopie somebody. Find your victim. They Probably should be unsuspecting of your intent. Taking your hand with the two fingers extendend, lift the fingers over the victim's nipple moving upward. As you make contact with the nipple you must say 'Scoopie!' as the unsuspecting person wallows in confusion and humilation, you laugh in self satifaction.
"Dude, Nick just scoopied me"

"Are you ok?"

"I don't know"
Scoopie by Go Mets! June 10, 2009

scoontie 

ORIGIN: BROCKTON, MA. 508

*male or female. someone that does trashy things like suck dick for a living, stripper, prostitute, act fake, are a bitch or a cunt, trick, slut.
Yo, you see that girl over there i heard she's a scoontie.

Walk into the club "where the scoonties at??"

Stop being such a scoontie! GET THE DICK OUTCHA MOUTH!

Girlll you slept with my boyfriend scoont please! wtfff.
scoontie by BAR666 March 31, 2010

slooptie 

an intoxicated female, very easy, slutty, loud and reckless.
"that drunk chick over there flirtin with that guy is a total slooptie"
slooptie by that2o3DOOD August 14, 2009

scootie woop 

The sudden or quick feeling of enthusiasm, enjoyment, exuberance, & eagerness
Scootie woop is how my girl makes me feel!!

free scoopies 

To cup your ass crack with your hand whilst cutting a fart, close the fart in your hand and then release it under someones nose.
Check this mother fucker!! Haha - free scoopies!
free scoopies by porkchop5k August 11, 2007

Tootie scootie 

I’m going to the spa today to get my tootie scootie waxed.
Tootie scootie by Blondie9514 August 4, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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