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scoobyjob 

you give someone four scooby snacks and a handjob at chuckecheese
i gave mathew a scoobyjob so he would not steal my word alienaught
scoobyjob by naheel April 19, 2019
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scoobydoo defense

Defense: blame the messenger, try to shift the focus from the crime to the press that reports it.

At the end of each episode of Scooby Doo, the villain always says, “and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids
... and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling press reporters says Clinton to Matt Drudge

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has excoriated NewsWeek for reporting on a Qu'ran being flushed down a toilet in Guantanamo. Translation: "and we would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling Newsweek guys"
scoobydoo defense by lawnorder August 7, 2005

scoobydoobydouche 

A man in his 50's or 60's, cruising around in a brightly painted 30 year old van
My wife and I went to Berkley, California, where we saw an inordinate amount of scoobydoobydouches.
scoobydoobydouche by Gregg B. June 24, 2010

SCOOBYDOO 

While boning a chick from behind you cum on to her back and as it comes out you yell "Scooby dooby doooooooooooo!"
As Josh was cumming onto Roxanne's back he yelled "SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOO!"
SCOOBYDOO by Joshua Yreta September 19, 2003

ScoobyDoo’d 

When one rips their face off when they aren’t wearing a mask
Wow man! Chill out!! You just ScoobyDoo’d yourself!
ScoobyDoo’d by Scooby Doodler October 16, 2019

Scoobydoovian 

(Adjective) Seeming extraordinary or paranormal but having a commonplace explanation.
The series of ghost sightings at the old amusement park proved to be Scoobydoovian when it was discovered that Old Man Stevens was behind them.
Scoobydoovian by JAldous March 5, 2013

Scooby job 

When you get a dog to give you oral via peanut butter smeared genitals.
Scooby job by NerdyDaxter July 7, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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