scoobyjob

you give someone four scooby snacks and a handjob at chuckecheese

i gave mathew a scoobyjob so he would not steal my word alienaught

by naheel April 19, 2019

scoobydoo defense

Defense: blame the messenger, try to shift the focus from the crime to the press that reports it.

At the end of each episode of Scooby Doo, the villain always says, “and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids

... and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling press reporters says Clinton to Matt Drudge

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan has excoriated NewsWeek for reporting on a Qu'ran being flushed down a toilet in Guantanamo. Translation: "and we would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling Newsweek guys"

by lawnorder August 7, 2005

scoobydoobydouche

A man in his 50's or 60's, cruising around in a brightly painted 30 year old van

My wife and I went to Berkley, California, where we saw an inordinate amount of scoobydoobydouches.

by Gregg B. June 24, 2010

SCOOBYDOO

While boning a chick from behind you cum on to her back and as it comes out you yell "Scooby dooby doooooooooooo!"

As Josh was cumming onto Roxanne's back he yelled "SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOO!"

by Joshua Yreta September 19, 2003

ScoobyDoo’d

When one rips their face off when they aren’t wearing a mask

Wow man! Chill out!! You just ScoobyDoo’d yourself!

by Scooby Doodler October 16, 2019

Scoobydoovian

(Adjective) Seeming extraordinary or paranormal but having a commonplace explanation.

The series of ghost sightings at the old amusement park proved to be Scoobydoovian when it was discovered that Old Man Stevens was behind them.

by JAldous March 5, 2013

Scooby job

When you get a dog to give you oral via peanut butter smeared genitals.

Would you do it for a scooby job?

by NerdyDaxter July 7, 2015