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sclock by xxsclockxx@aim.com October 12, 2006
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Slock
To kill a critter, especially with a primitive weapon such as a blowgun or archery equipment, but can also be used to describe critters hunted with a gun. The term was originally coined by the slockmaster himself, Tim Wells.
Slock by slockinshack March 1, 2019
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Captain Slock
It's in reference to Caps Lock. Cap. Slock, or Captain Slock. Some say he's a pirate but that has yet to be proven.
Captain Slock by Lawlieter December 11, 2009
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Pad Schlock
A sexual act involving two people, with at least one of them being female. One end of a double dong dildo is inserted into the females cooch and the other end is put up her b-hole. The newly created dildo loop - reminiscent of a pad lock - is then used to asphyxiate the other partner while they proceeds to jerkin. For maximum pleasure, the individual being asphyxiated should strive to lose consciousness while reaching climax
I asked that bitch to pad schlock me, but she said no; I had to hang myself from her shower with my belt and beat off with her conditioner just to finish.
Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
Recent studies from Cornell have shown a strong correlation between male autoerotic-asphyxiation death and their partners neglecting to pad schlock them
Pad Schlock by Metolius twonjohnson August 7, 2014
slock
(prison slang, combination of sock/lock) 1. n. A common prison weapon consisting often of one or more padlocks or combination locks placed in a sock, which is then used like a club to beat someone.
2. v.t./v.i. To beat (someone) in this manner.
2. v.t./v.i. To beat (someone) in this manner.
slock by LtCmdrData August 27, 2006
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