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Scithemer is used as a different phrase when using the words “fuck” or “shit” when someone drops something

Pronounced: Sci-the-mer
“Scithemer.” I mumbled because I dropped a carton of eggs.
Scithemer by LovejoySimp August 30, 2021
A slang term that you use to call a person's long string of hair that noticeably protrudes out from the rest, usually due to the fact that the hair has been over-combed, unkempt and/or over-grown. Also can be spelled "Scheemer", to stress the proper pronunciation of the word. (Originated from the character "Schemer" from Shining Time Station.)
"Man John, you need a haircut. You have this gigantic schemer sticking out on the side of your head!"
Schemer by Word Addict August 1, 2008
Someone who is always trying to pull a fast one, or get bye through shady methods.
"Tim came over last night looking to get high off my shit!"

"Man, he is such a schemer!"
schemer by El-Higgo December 26, 2005

cleveland schemer 

an insult directed at someone who discretely and deceitfully plans to humiliate another or to, in effect, take a Cleveland steamer on them.

see: "schemer" and "Cleveland steamer"
Stay away from her, you'll just get burned in the end. She's a real Cleveland schemer.
cleveland schemer by bravoghost February 20, 2011

schloggy schemer 

Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.
John: Hey dude! You’re such a schloggy schemer.

Ur pener a schemer 

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.
Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*