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When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.
Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*
by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018
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