scithemer
A word used to signal surprise or pain. i. e.: dropping something, unexpectedly injuring oneself (accidentally and minorly)
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Scithemer
Scithemer is used as a different phrase when using the words “fuck” or “shit” when someone drops something
Pronounced: Sci-the-mer
Pronounced: Sci-the-mer
Scithemer by LovejoySimp August 30, 2021
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Schemer
A slang term that you use to call a person's long string of hair that noticeably protrudes out from the rest, usually due to the fact that the hair has been over-combed, unkempt and/or over-grown. Also can be spelled "Scheemer", to stress the proper pronunciation of the word. (Originated from the character "Schemer" from Shining Time Station.)
"Man John, you need a haircut. You have this gigantic schemer sticking out on the side of your head!"
Schemer by Word Addict August 1, 2008
cleveland schemer
an insult directed at someone who discretely and deceitfully plans to humiliate another or to, in effect, take a Cleveland steamer on them.
see: "schemer" and "Cleveland steamer"
see: "schemer" and "Cleveland steamer"
cleveland schemer by bravoghost February 20, 2011
schloggy schemer
Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.
schloggy schemer by salcruzzle June 2, 2023
Ur pener a schemer
When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.
Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*
Ur pener a schemer by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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