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A slang term that you use to call a person's long string of hair that noticeably protrudes out from the rest, usually due to the fact that the hair has been over-combed, unkempt and/or over-grown. Also can be spelled "Scheemer", to stress the proper pronunciation of the word. (Originated from the character "Schemer" from Shining Time Station.)
"Man John, you need a haircut. You have this gigantic schemer sticking out on the side of your head!"
Schemer by Word Addict August 1, 2008
Someone who is always trying to pull a fast one, or get bye through shady methods.
"Tim came over last night looking to get high off my shit!"

"Man, he is such a schemer!"
schemer by El-Higgo December 26, 2005

cleveland schemer 

an insult directed at someone who discretely and deceitfully plans to humiliate another or to, in effect, take a Cleveland steamer on them.

see: "schemer" and "Cleveland steamer"
Stay away from her, you'll just get burned in the end. She's a real Cleveland schemer.
cleveland schemer by bravoghost February 20, 2011
Person from a housing estate (a scheme) usually of an undesirable nature such as a chav.
The other day I saw this schemey breaking into a car and nicking the radio.
Schemey by G Burns July 11, 2003

schloggy schemer 

Someone who acts deviously, diabolically, or outright heinous. It can also be used to call someone that as a joke.
John: Hey dude! You’re such a schloggy schemer.

Ur pener a schemer 

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.
Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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