The sexual act performed when two lesbians rub their beef curtains together, but their legs resemble two pairs of scissors trying to cut eachother to death.
Slang term used to describe dikes, lesbians and carpet munchers.
To scissor kick means to rub pussies together for pleasure; either snatch on snatch (grinding) or to fuck each other with a two headed dildo.
The most explosive attack ever, excluding Chuck Norris' round house. Used in the movie Talledega Nights. When someone is bending over you pcik one leg up and as you put it down you bring the other one up & over someone's head before hitting them with your leg on the way down.
Female homosexual or bisexual; lesbian; or possibly just got a little to drunk with a female friend and wanted to try something different; see scissor sister; see scissor fucker
An example of Scissor Kicker(s)would be two females performing a sexual act that involves rubbing their vaginas against the other's for the purpose of sexual stimulation.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.