Scissorlicks

Scissorlicks is THE mini shroud of PC gaming. Everytime you see the name "Scissorlicks" in your lobby, you instantly start to regret pressing Log In today. You just know that he will absolutely obliterate you even if you have the advantage. Scissorlicks is a well known demi-god of gaming. His insanely fast 90's hurts everyones eyes and confuses his enemy every time. The insane amount of intuition this player carries is almost extraterrestrial. Scissorlicks can predict every single movement you do. The amount of alpha that radiates off of this genius player is almost a felony. Every single console player that challenges Scissorlicks, will instantly regret it. Every single console player is significantly worse than Scissorlicks, and everyone knows it.

Player1 - Dude is that Scissorlicks?
Player2 - Yeah i think so!
Player3 - We're fucked

Girl1 - Scissorlicks is soo hot Rabecca!
Girl2 - His 90's are cracked!
Girl1 - Hes so goated!

Scissorlicks by Scissorlicks July 24, 2019

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ScissorKick CookieWiggle

Lesbian Sex, or the act of scissoring

The two lesbians got into the back of their subaru forester and did the ScissorKick CookieWiggle

As created by Jason Ellis.

ScissorKick CookieWiggle by astoldbyjasonellis June 13, 2010

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Buckwheat in a scissorlock

a woman who has not exercised her right to shave her pussy.

Jason:
Damn you Mexican Bitotch.... Bitch, don't you shave your pubs, let buckwheat out of that scissorlock...?"
Stepheanie: That's just how my peeps roll.....buckwheat in a scissorlock

Buckwheat in a scissorlock by tiffany\\\\ August 19, 2007

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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