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Scissorlicks

Scissorlicks is THE mini shroud of PC gaming. Everytime you see the name "Scissorlicks" in your lobby, you instantly start to regret pressing Log In today. You just know that he will absolutely obliterate you even if you have the advantage. Scissorlicks is a well known demi-god of gaming. His insanely fast 90's hurts everyones eyes and confuses his enemy every time. The insane amount of intuition this player carries is almost extraterrestrial. Scissorlicks can predict every single movement you do. The amount of alpha that radiates off of this genius player is almost a felony. Every single console player that challenges Scissorlicks, will instantly regret it. Every single console player is significantly worse than Scissorlicks, and everyone knows it.
Player1 - Dude is that Scissorlicks?
Player2 - Yeah i think so!
Player3 - We're fucked

Girl1 - Scissorlicks is soo hot Rabecca!
Girl2 - His 90's are cracked!
Girl1 - Hes so goated!
Scissorlicks by Scissorlicks July 24, 2019
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ScissorKick CookieWiggle 

The two lesbians got into the back of their subaru forester and did the ScissorKick CookieWiggle

As created by Jason Ellis.

Buckwheat in a scissorlock 

a woman who has not exercised her right to shave her pussy.
Jason:
Damn you Mexican Bitotch.... Bitch, don't you shave your pubs, let buckwheat out of that scissorlock...?"
Stepheanie: That's just how my peeps roll.....buckwheat in a scissorlock
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026