Definitions by d.money

nose goblins 

Big boogers that you want to keep because you couldn't believe you just picked them from your own nose.

Look at all the nose goblins I wiped under my seat!

nose goblins by d.money February 10, 2004

dead kennedy 

Used to refer to someone who is too drunk to fuck.

She says : Hey you wanna come back to my place and hump?

He says : Fuck it, i'm a dead kennedy.

dead kennedy by d.money February 10, 2004

batwings 

Used to describe the act of flashing one's balls, but at the same time stretching one's scrotum to resemble the wings of a bat.

Bianca was in shock and awe as Brock gave her the batwings.

batwings by d.money February 10, 2004

scissor kicks

The sexual act performed when two lesbians rub their beef curtains together, but their legs resemble two pairs of scissors trying to cut eachother to death.

Ellen DeGeneres loves the scissor kicks!

scissor kicks by d.money February 10, 2004

boobelas 

see boobs

nice boobelas!

boobelas by d.money February 10, 2004

preggo porn 

Pornographic material depicting pregnant women performing sexual acts... or just squirting milk from their boobelas.

ah fuck, this preggo porn makes me thirsty for a milkshake.

preggo porn by d.money February 10, 2004