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sciencasm by Sciencasm November 26, 2021

Sciencemas 

A day that occurs every year on December 25th. A day when all the good little atheist boys and girls get compressed carbon from Darwin Claus.

Bill: hey mom! It’s sciencemas! Come see what Darwin got us this year!

Sciencemas by Sniperfedex December 31, 2021

scienceomatica 

fundamental theoretical structure about philosophy of subdimensionality aspects of space and transgeneric forms of consciousness.

Examination from scienceomatica theoretical concept, which referred to entity-totality relation, shows that ,formally accessed ,memory is considered as general domain negative, in relation with itself.In short ,referring to itself, memory is impracticable.. In previous part of examination,which considers the relation between entity and totality, it is obvious that memory, formally accessed, represents general conscious domain negative,in relation with its own `setting`.

scienceomatica by Vitomir Jovanovic January 13, 2008

Scientism 

When science turns into ideology, religion and political interests. Rather than to allow people to object, criticize and dissect the subject in the pursuit of truth. If one study have been made it is by some seen as the holy truth and is unquestionable. Everyone questioning it are "deniers" or "anti" in some way or another. Scientism also say that the scientific method is perfected and there are no biases, corruption or economic interests in today scientific research.

There are people of scientism that believe that the first study is unquestionable and call people who criticize it for "deniers" or "anti". That the sciencetific method is perfected and that that it is the absolute truth

Scientism by Vi veri universum vivus vici September 14, 2021

Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences 

A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.

The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.

The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!

Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..

Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences by Mandarthum September 2, 2009

sciencestition 

"Sciencestition: a belief or notion, not based on scientific method or knowledge, but rather the blind acceptance of theories, from certain fraternal 'scientists' that drink each other's proverbial bathwater."

The bloodletting of George Washington for ''inflammatory quinsy,'' a severe infection of the throat, was a sciencestition commonly practiced by doctors in 1799.

sciencestition by Truthbrary July 14, 2014

sciencemas 

The day when Darwin Claus evolves presents to everyone with a COVID-19 vaccine/booster shot

Rick Sanchez: Have a very Fauci Sciencemas, what did you ask for
Nickocado Avocado: Just some neobussy *wbu*

sciencemas by WeirdWalrus December 27, 2021