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Sciencemas 

A day that occurs every year on December 25th. A day when all the good little atheist boys and girls get compressed carbon from Darwin Claus.
Bill: hey mom! It’s sciencemas! Come see what Darwin got us this year!
Sciencemas by Sniperfedex December 31, 2021
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sciencemas 

The day when Darwin Claus evolves presents to everyone with a COVID-19 vaccine/booster shot
Rick Sanchez: Have a very Fauci Sciencemas, what did you ask for
Nickocado Avocado: Just some neobussy *wbu*
sciencemas by WeirdWalrus December 27, 2021

Sciencelam 

Sciencelam is the name of an ideology. Sciencelam is an alternative name for science that is associated with the science of Muslims. Sciencelam teaches knowledge to achieve the highest levels of thought and life in society. sciencelam is about establishing a new path to knowledge.
i am going to study Sciencelam. Sciencelam is a good ideology
Sciencelam by assadujjaman November 19, 2019

scienceomatica 

fundamental theoretical structure about philosophy of subdimensionality aspects of space and transgeneric forms of consciousness.
Examination from scienceomatica theoretical concept, which referred to entity-totality relation, shows that ,formally accessed ,memory is considered as general domain negative, in relation with itself.In short ,referring to itself, memory is impracticable.. In previous part of examination,which considers the relation between entity and totality, it is obvious that memory, formally accessed, represents general conscious domain negative,in relation with its own `setting`.
scienceomatica by Vitomir Jovanovic January 13, 2008

Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences 

A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.

The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.

The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!
Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..

College of Biological Sciences (CBS)

A college within the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities. Aside from what Carlson School of Management students may think, CBS is the most competitive college at the U of MN. We cure diseases and transfer genes each and every day. Enough said!
The smartest students attend the College of Biological Sciences (CBS).

Sciencegasm 

The portmanteau of the words Science (from Latin Scire "know") and Orgasm (from Greek orgasmos "excitement, swelling"), is the sudden discharge of accumulated scientific excitement during reading, viewing or participating in scientific activities, resulting in rhythmic muscular contractions in the pelvic region characterized by intellectual and sexual pleasure.
Upon activation of the Large Hadron Collider, Jane and John were overcome with sciencegasms watching as the results came.
Sciencegasm by Thorned Rose July 1, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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