only used in the context of describing something of the utmost importance and fantasticness that happened recently. When using this word, be sure to employ emphasis and facial expression showing excitement, amusement and even bewilderment.
To schneak somone is to in a bad/cunning way stealsomething or in a personal way, perform an action for your own personal gain/advantage, usually at the cost of the "victim"
The verb verson of the word Schneaky (To be sneaky)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.