schwuermb
guy 1: bruh we should hella do it ultra large tonite with some brews and some sluts out at my joint
guy 2: schwuermb
guy 2: schwuermb
schwuermb by thunderthievez June 10, 2009
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A Schauermann Joke
This is a term used for defining a poorly made joke, typically a racist, or sexual innuendo which brings absolutely zero amusement to the listeners. The best way to deal with such a joke is to either ignore it or call the wannabe comedian a tool and shake your head.
While playing halo you are on the yellow team and you are playing against the brown team. When suddenly one of your teammates shouts out "Hey I just killed two brown people!" This is a perfect example of the unintentional Schauermann joke. Be Wary. DO NOT ENCOURAGE. A Schauermann Joke is very contagious and if it is not slapped down in the bud it will spread.
A Schauermann Joke by HAHAHAHAH EEEZ FUNNY October 31, 2011
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Scheuermann
pronouced (sher-man) Male or female most likely of German decent. They're the epitome of sass and class all rolled into one. Quick-witted and straight forward, they'll always tell you what you need to hear not what you want to hear. Can definitely put down some liquor or beer... or basically anything behind the bar. Never challenge one to a drinking contest because you'll probably lose. Most likely a pet lover (let's be honest, who isn't?). Kind-hearted and always willing to help, unless you try taking their bottle. Then it's game on!
Look at that Scheuermann swallow!
Scheuermann by asd3939 April 23, 2011
Dirty Schwerman
A version of Solo Sanchez. When doing it doggy-style, you insert your index finger in your own ass and then wipe your finger on your partner's upper lip.
I was at a party and hooked up with an old girlfriend. Wow, the Dirty Schwerman was a good surprise for both of us!
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schwerb
schwerb by Pawel Chomicki March 4, 2008
schwurbler
A schwurbler is a combination of one or multiple conspiracy theories. It is used often during the corona pandemic to describe anti-vaxxers and anti-corona-demonstrants.
schwurbler by anonymous November 22, 2021
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schwemblah by fokerpace February 11, 2008
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