schwoll 

Being big and muscular. Having a serious dedication to weightlifting.

Bob: Joe sure works out alot.
Jim: Yeah. He's tryin' to get schwoll.

schwoll by 20_sided_eric August 3, 2011

schwoll 

1) adj. feeling or presenting anger: angry, bitter, "fired-up"
2) noun. one who is angry or having the feeling of anger or hate: frank swol

Yo Swol don't be schwoll

schwoll by Chris Picarelo March 23, 2005

douche-schwillery 

A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.

Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.

"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."

"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."

douche-schwillery by areku1 February 15, 2013

the doctor scholl's 

Derived from a situation in which you are cock blocked by an asshole friend. While he is fucking the girl he stole from you, steal his shoes and jerk off on his insoles.

Man, that dick head cock blocked me again!
what'd you do?
I gave him the doctor scholl's!
whats that?
I jizzed all over the inside of his shoes!
I bet he's gellin now!

the doctor scholl's by MC Barlow March 17, 2008

schwill 

The act of taking a pull or swig directly from a bottle of liquor. Schwills are usually performed in a group while passing the bottle to the next person after each schwill. Schwills are not mixed, but can be pre-chased, chased (chaser), or be taken str8 up no chase.

"Let's schwill some of that bottle."

"Quit fckin double schwillin."

"Pass the schwillage."

schwill by French Landis September 21, 2006

Schrollster 

Someone who must always correct you, even when they know what you mean. Everything from Facebook comments to text messages.

Every time I use the wrong form of your or you're a schrollster corrects it.

Schrollster by The Aviation Professor December 6, 2010

schwilly mama 

A law-breaking, unclean, over-intoxicated female. The type of mama who pops pharmies while carrying her passed out boyfriend through the lot like a cape, screaming, "Wake up, I just fed you my last roll!" Wears a sideways visor, possibly has dreads, almost always owns a large dog. She can be found scheming on Shakedown.

Did you see that schwilly mama at the Phil Lesh show last night? She passed out in her own vomit on the hood of my car.

schwilly mama by Suzy Greenberg August 19, 2007