v. To give a Scholl-jay
Oral sex involving an excessive amount of teeth, causing pain to the guy receiving, and on occasion ruining a good night.
Dude, Michaela gave me the worst Scholl-jay last night.
Roommate 1: What's the matter?
Roommate 2: I just had a terrible nightmare.
Roommate 1: What was it about?
Roommate 2: I was getting reamed and she finished with a Scholl-jay!
Derived from a situation in which you are cock blocked by an asshole friend. While he is fucking the girl he stole from you, steal his shoes and jerk off on his insoles.
Man, that dick head cock blocked me again!
what'd you do?
I gave him the doctor scholl's!
whats that?
I jizzed all over the inside of his shoes!
I bet he's gellin now!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.