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schlongage 

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.
When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
schlongage by Satan's Cock September 8, 2008

schwillage 

Material used to get schwilled, or material used to get drunk.
I had to go to some contacts to get some schwillage for the night.
schwillage by Dave-izzle September 26, 2005

schwingle 

Happy, go-lucky penis.
Must be Christmas, look at my smiley schwingle!
schwingle by Mighty Large April 26, 2007

schlongage 

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.
When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
schlongage by Satan's Cock August 3, 2006

schwigget 

a schwag nugget, poor quality marijuana
This isn't a dank nug, it's a just schiwgget.
schwigget by John Hernandez December 16, 2003

schwigger 

A person who sucks cocks.
Generally, this person is also a wigger, but not necessarily.
Wiley is such a schwigger.
schwigger by Gypsi November 6, 2007