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schwince 

really really tiny dick. shameful. can't have a good fuck with it.
"...So, where's your penis? Oh, I see! You have schwince! Hahahahhahahahahahaha."
schwince by sexybaby30957 January 27, 2007
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The act of being hit by a bicycle. Increased liklihood on college campus' due to a combination of the fact that some students ride rather recklessly and others walk on bike paths without looking.
I saw a guy get schwinned hardcore today. It was fuckin' hilarious.
schwinned by j.money September 19, 2005

Schwindenhammered 

The act or prcoess of consuming alcholic drinks until you are completely hammerd and blackout.
Did you see Tim the other night. Yeah he was Schwindenhammered.
Schwindenhammered by Mr. Schwindy October 7, 2011

schwance 

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)
I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.
schwance by Salvo September 21, 2005

Schwingendorfic

Awesome, being of Schwingishness, cool, teacher, wise
That dude was totally Schwingendorfic!!!

Schwinger 

1) Classy hot women who generally are not schwangers. 2) Women who induce male erections that are generally hard to get or if you get them you would want to marry. 3) Unslutty hot chicks!
Hey did you see that bloke's girlfriend, she's a real schwinger... I wish she was my girlfriend!
Schwinger by Eddie_2204 March 10, 2009

Schwindelfreude 

that peculiar satisfaction which arises from an understanding of the (often ludicrously simple) mechanisms by which others are scammed, defrauded and swindled.

Schwindelfreude unlike schadenfreude entails no absolute failure of empathy or compassion for one's fellow man.

The experience now called schadenfreude has been with us a long time and Aristotle uses the the term "epikhairekakia" for the pleasure derived from witnessing the dismal fortune of another.

The experience now called schwindelfreude appears to have passed unnoted by Aristotle. But as swindle and rip-off are an inevitable feature of human relationships that curious satisfaction which settles upon us as we process an account of the latest scam was probably just as well known to our ancestors.
I was reading your most informed article on explosion of the G spot scam. As a matter of fact I am in grip of Two Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$2,800,000.00) and need your co-operation to use this Money without any problem for research schwindelfreude in this G spot area. I would appreciate the names and contact details of all the female twins you mention.
Telegraph 06/01/2010 Comments "So the G spot doesn't exist after all? Thank God"
Schwindelfreude by genericwaz January 7, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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