schwince 

really really tiny dick. shameful. can't have a good fuck with it.

"...So, where's your penis? Oh, I see! You have schwince! Hahahahhahahahahahaha."

schwince by sexybaby30957 January 27, 2007

schwinned

The act of being hit by a bicycle. Increased liklihood on college campus' due to a combination of the fact that some students ride rather recklessly and others walk on bike paths without looking.

I saw a guy get schwinned hardcore today. It was fuckin' hilarious.

schwinned by j.money September 19, 2005

Schwindenhammered 

The act or prcoess of consuming alcholic drinks until you are completely hammerd and blackout.

Did you see Tim the other night. Yeah he was Schwindenhammered.

Schwindenhammered by Mr. Schwindy October 7, 2011

schwance 

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)

I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.

schwance by Salvo September 21, 2005

Schwingendorfic

Awesome, being of Schwingishness, cool, teacher, wise

That dude was totally Schwingendorfic!!!

Schwingendorfic by The Student 1854 April 16, 2009

Schwinger 

1) Classy hot women who generally are not schwangers. 2) Women who induce male erections that are generally hard to get or if you get them you would want to marry. 3) Unslutty hot chicks!

Hey did you see that bloke's girlfriend, she's a real schwinger... I wish she was my girlfriend!

Schwinger by Eddie_2204 March 10, 2009

Schwindelfreude 

that peculiar satisfaction which arises from an understanding of the (often ludicrously simple) mechanisms by which others are scammed, defrauded and swindled.

Schwindelfreude unlike schadenfreude entails no absolute failure of empathy or compassion for one's fellow man.

The experience now called schadenfreude has been with us a long time and Aristotle uses the the term "epikhairekakia" for the pleasure derived from witnessing the dismal fortune of another.

The experience now called schwindelfreude appears to have passed unnoted by Aristotle. But as swindle and rip-off are an inevitable feature of human relationships that curious satisfaction which settles upon us as we process an account of the latest scam was probably just as well known to our ancestors.

I was reading your most informed article on explosion of the G spot scam. As a matter of fact I am in grip of Two Million Eight Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$2,800,000.00) and need your co-operation to use this Money without any problem for research schwindelfreude in this G spot area. I would appreciate the names and contact details of all the female twins you mention.
Telegraph 06/01/2010 Comments "So the G spot doesn't exist after all? Thank God"

Schwindelfreude by genericwaz January 7, 2010