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Scholzing
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Schwang Wang Wang
A unique TYT (The Young Turks) response to any lame attempt at humor, roughly analogous to the "wah wah wahhhhhh" muted trumpet sound frequently used in '60s era sitcoms and elsewhere to punctuate a rather obvious or trite joke. Cenk has used "shwang wang wang" this way in his personal lexicon for many years, but later appended it with "Debbie Schlussel" to mock the tone and delivery of the Michigan-based conservative blogger's unintentionally hilarious YouTube videos. See also "Debbie Downer."
Debbie: "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."
Cenk: "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"
Cenk: "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"
Schwang Wang Wang by TYT Army January 23, 2011
Scholzing
“Scholzing” a verb meaning communicating good intentions about making something happen only to use, find, or invent any reason imaginable to delay or prevent that thing from happening . The word came into being after German Chancellor Olaf Scholz promised and then used excuse after excuse to delay or not send Leopard tanks to Ukraine in 2022 to support the war effort. Scholz also refused to grant other countries export licenses for the same purpose. This made international news for months and resulted in a campaign on Twitter called #FreetheLeopards. As a sign of support, the Prime Minister of Finland wore a Leopard suit, Olaf Brewing created a Leopard Beer, and many memes were created. You can search and find “Scholzing” on Twitter.
Scholzing by seehawkeye January 18, 2023
schafing
An unattended shart. If a shart is not tended to, schafing may occur. Schafing is only possible between ones ass cheeks.
Fuck, I was crowning and did not want to use the public restroom. This resulted in a shart. I did not have the opportunity to check my shorts, resulting in Schafing between my ass cheeks.
schafing by shitzinhand September 3, 2013
Schwang wang wang
Used to punctuate a particular awful joke. Often followed by the name of the world renowned conservative blogger and youtube.com enthusiast, Debbie Schlussel.
Debbie ~ "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."
Cenk ~ "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"
Cenk ~ "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"
Schwang wang wang by Sir Cumcision September 10, 2009
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