schwango 

slang word for penis

"I was hoping she was going to touch my schwango if I treated her nice."

schwango by the greggles February 25, 2010

Schwang Wang Wang 

A unique TYT (The Young Turks) response to any lame attempt at humor, roughly analogous to the "wah wah wahhhhhh" muted trumpet sound frequently used in '60s era sitcoms and elsewhere to punctuate a rather obvious or trite joke. Cenk has used "shwang wang wang" this way in his personal lexicon for many years, but later appended it with "Debbie Schlussel" to mock the tone and delivery of the Michigan-based conservative blogger's unintentionally hilarious YouTube videos. See also "Debbie Downer."

Debbie: "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk: "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"

Schwang Wang Wang by TYT Army January 23, 2011

schwaggot

Faggots who smoke hefty amounts of shitty schwag.

"Those schwaggots don't know shit about dank."

schwaggot by natcat April 18, 2008

Schwang wang wang 

Used to punctuate a particular awful joke. Often followed by the name of the world renowned conservative blogger and youtube.com enthusiast, Debbie Schlussel.

Debbie ~ "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk ~ "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"

Schwang wang wang by Sir Cumcision September 10, 2009

Schmango 

A group of girls who have excellent taste in everything.

Damn straight they are. I wish I was a schmango.

Schmango by codesandkeys March 9, 2011

SCHMANGO 

An elite group of girls who are fantastic at everything. They are unbelievably classy, intellectual, sophisticated, profound, indie, philosophical, rebellious, and artistic. They jump over puddles, poke at fires, run in the night, eat satsumas, and stare at the sky.

SCHMANGO girl: The Atlantic was born today, and I'll tell you how...

Ordinary Person: No it wasn't.

SCHMANGO girl: It's by Death Cab.

Ordinary Person: What the heck is a death cab?

SCHMANGO girl: *facepalms*

SCHMANGO by viridescentadolescent March 26, 2011

schwang 

a slang form of the word penis

"Yeah last night he just whipped out his schwang for everyone to see"

schwang by bing July 1, 2003