schwagola

shitty weed , schwag

Person A: Man do you smell that shit he is burning?
Person B: Yea bro, smells like some nasty ass schwagola.

by Fartface Shitdunk July 9, 2011

schwaggtastiq

Excellent, amazing, kick-butt. Root-word "swag"

That hat is so Schwaggtastiq...you're looking mighty Schwaggtastiq today.

by MrDictionaryOfWisdom April 3, 2011

Schwageled

Noun or verb to describe when someone is inebriated to the point in which they will likely be hung over and or unable to remember events the next day. This term is different from words such as smashed, hammered, etc. because it describes the excess consumption of alcohol as being carefully planned and or enabled by the consumers close friends.

“Dude, looks like Tom is about to be schwageled by Frank.”

“I was totally schwageled last night.”

by Dirty Dutchman April 28, 2019

schnazola

Noun: yiddish slang for 'Nose'. Often used in a negative sense.

"Hey tom ... look at the schnazola on that guy!"

by oy vey October 6, 2004

Shit schwaggling

The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.

“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”

“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”

by Doogaloog January 6, 2008

Schwaggle

A pack or group of people who's median weight is greater than 260 lbs each. Usually spotted near food courts.

I felt the earth tremble, but then I noticed the Schwaggle over in the food court.

by FUPA HUNTER August 7, 2011

schmagoola

An event, meeting, happenstance, occasion or other occurrence that warrants a vague reference or subtle deception when somebody asks about it. Often used during phone conversations when one person is in a place they shouldn't be.

"Where were you last night? I called you like, I don't know, 15 times!"
"Well, I had this whole schmagoola over at Lenny's place, and I couldn't tear myself away from it, babe, y'know?"

or

"Yeh, ma, it's fine... No, just another one of their schmagoolas, nothing in particular, some wine and cheese, the usual pack of twead-coated sycophants" (He's actually at a strip club doing lines in the bathroom)

by jeff the georgetownian January 16, 2009