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schwaggtastiq 

Excellent, amazing, kick-butt. Root-word "swag"
That hat is so Schwaggtastiq...you're looking mighty Schwaggtastiq today.
Noun: yiddish slang for 'Nose'. Often used in a negative sense.
"Hey tom ... look at the schnazola on that guy!"
schnazola by oy vey October 6, 2004

Shit schwaggling 

The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.
“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”

“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”
Shit schwaggling by Doogaloog January 6, 2008
A pack or group of people who's median weight is greater than 260 lbs each. Usually spotted near food courts.
I felt the earth tremble, but then I noticed the Schwaggle over in the food court.
Schwaggle by FUPA HUNTER August 7, 2011

schmagoola

An event, meeting, happenstance, occasion or other occurrence that warrants a vague reference or subtle deception when somebody asks about it. Often used during phone conversations when one person is in a place they shouldn't be.
"Where were you last night? I called you like, I don't know, 15 times!"
"Well, I had this whole schmagoola over at Lenny's place, and I couldn't tear myself away from it, babe, y'know?"

or

"Yeh, ma, it's fine... No, just another one of their schmagoolas, nothing in particular, some wine and cheese, the usual pack of twead-coated sycophants" (He's actually at a strip club doing lines in the bathroom)

Schwagover 

The feeling of being lethargic after a night of smoking marijuana. A weed hangover.
I smoked that blunt last night and I woke up with a schwagover.
Schwagover by AstroGoose February 17, 2019