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Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.
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schwackums

Asshole, or anything you want it to be
I fucked her schwackum.
I have schwackums from the gumline
schwackums by Finfan13 July 11, 2011
Named after Klaus Schwab, founder of the World Economic Forum, Schwabism represents the ideological opposite of Duginism. It advocates for globalist stakeholder capitalism, digital governance, and the “Great Reset”—a vision of post‑crisis economic and social reorganization that prioritizes sustainability, inclusivity, and technological integration. Schwabism rejects nationalist autarky and civilizational isolationism, promoting instead a tightly interconnected world managed by elite consensus. Critics label Schwabism as a technocratic, corporate‑friendly globalism that undermines democratic sovereignty and local autonomy. Supporters see it as a pragmatic response to global challenges like climate change and inequality.
Example: “She critiqued Schwabism for concentrating power in unelected global forums while claiming to represent ‘all stakeholders’—pointing out that the World Economic Forum’s membership is overwhelmingly corporate and wealthy.”
Schwabism by Abzugal April 18, 2026
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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