Schuman

A person who steals from you, and then pretends he/she didn't.

Mick: "fuck! that Schuman just robbed me of 50c!"
Colin: "Don't worry. He's an immigrant."

by cqribou February 7, 2008

Schuman

Annoying stalker type person who is creepy and stupid. creeper stalker idiot

That Randy guy is a real schuman.

by nolongernew February 13, 2016

schuman shocker

Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!

when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....

by Geoffrey Schuman February 17, 2005

Morgan Schuman

Chillest mf out there.

John: Monkey Poop
Rodger: No, "Morgan Schuman".

by John3482 November 30, 2022

Sophia Schuman

Sophia is a rly amazing sexy girl who has bad taste in guys. Her and Lila are bsfs and thy are the best duo of all time. Everyone thinks that Sophia is super cool but actually, she is super super super cool.

Sophia Schuman is so hot!

by TheCoolKidSacha September 22, 2023