Schuman 

A person who steals from you, and then pretends he/she didn't.

Mick: "fuck! that Schuman just robbed me of 50c!"
Colin: "Don't worry. He's an immigrant."

Schuman by cqribou February 7, 2008

Schuman 

Annoying stalker type person who is creepy and stupid. creeper stalker idiot

That Randy guy is a real schuman.

Schuman by nolongernew September 17, 2016

schuman shocker 

Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!

when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....

schuman shocker by Geoffrey Schuman February 16, 2005

Morgan Schuman

Chillest mf out there.

John: Monkey Poop
Rodger: No, "Morgan Schuman".

Morgan Schuman by John3482 November 30, 2022

Sophia Schuman 

Sophia is a rly amazing sexy girl who has bad taste in guys. Her and Lila are bsfs and thy are the best duo of all time. Everyone thinks that Sophia is super cool but actually, she is super super super cool.

Sophia Schuman is so hot!

Sophia Schuman by TheCoolKidSacha September 22, 2023

schmanna 

Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word

Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session

Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?

Bri: Schmanna!

schmanna by the comand'r June 29, 2022

Shit-stained schumacher 

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.

teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.

Shit-stained schumacher by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008