Definitions by John3482

Cody Parsons 

Hockey God, meat-head, gym rat, h a r l i e. Very nice charming sexy guy, you just want to squeeze his biceps. Make-out with him maybe. very loud guy who knows how to make a lot of weird noises, in the top 0000000.1 percent of babytron listeners.

Jarron: Wassuppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp Cody Parsons
Cody Parsons: KYS

Cody Parsons by John3482 December 6, 2022

Rysdon Tomlinson 

Grumpy Grumps, Clash of Clans Wizard, Seems like he is never happy. Throws good parties, should throw more though and has great tables for cup pong but Jarron and Owen will still lose to Tyler and Cody.

Waldo: I love men
Johnny Sins: "Rysdon Tomlinson"

Rysdon Tomlinson by John3482 November 30, 2022

Jack Jansen

Boring guy, no fun. Mini-Hoop king you will get dominated.

John: Turtle neck sweater.
Jack's mom: hey son "Jack Jansen".

Jack Jansen by John3482 November 30, 2022

Morgan Schuman

Chillest mf out there.

John: Monkey Poop
Rodger: No, "Morgan Schuman".

Morgan Schuman by John3482 November 30, 2022

Jarron Utterback

Zesty Birkenstock lover, he has a strong love for girls who don't like him back. He constantly takes dick, that's why he plays baseball.

Tyler- Look there's "Jarron Utterback" keep your distance."
Weiner- Oh shit watch out.

Jarron Utterback by John3482 November 29, 2022

Nate Stier 

Typical average male that sits in his room playing R6 all day.

Mark: wanna go out?
John: No i feel like being a real "Nate Stier" today.

Nate Stier by John3482 April 26, 2022