Jack Jansen

Boring guy, no fun. Mini-Hoop king you will get dominated.

John: Turtle neck sweater.
Jack's mom: hey son "Jack Jansen".

by John3482 November 30, 2022

Cody Parsons

Hockey God, meat-head, gym rat, h a r l i e. Very nice charming sexy guy, you just want to squeeze his biceps. Make-out with him maybe. very loud guy who knows how to make a lot of weird noises, in the top 0000000.1 percent of babytron listeners.

Jarron: Wassuppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp Cody Parsons
Cody Parsons: KYS

by John3482 December 06, 2022

Rysdon Tomlinson

Grumpy Grumps, Clash of Clans Wizard, Seems like he is never happy. Throws good parties, should throw more though and has great tables for cup pong but Jarron and Owen will still lose to Tyler and Cody.

Waldo: I love men
Johnny Sins: "Rysdon Tomlinson"

by John3482 November 30, 2022

Morgan Schuman

Chillest mf out there.

John: Monkey Poop
Rodger: No, "Morgan Schuman".

by John3482 November 30, 2022

Jarron Utterback

Zesty Birkenstock lover, he has a strong love for girls who don't like him back. He constantly takes dick, that's why he plays baseball.

Tyler- Look there's "Jarron Utterback" keep your distance."
Weiner- Oh shit watch out.

by John3482 November 29, 2022

Nate Stier

Typical average male that sits in his room playing R6 all day.

Mark: wanna go out?
John: No i feel like being a real "Nate Stier" today.

by John3482 April 26, 2022