Schule

You are a Schule when you have been friendzone by 5 or more girls.

Person A : Dude, I got friendzoned like the 6th time, fuck....
Person B: You're a real Schule.

by MilivojevicStefan98 January 30, 2018

schule

A succulent-ass modafaka

Schule loves to be rimmed, brimmed and skimmed.

by Benedickt January 9, 2018

Deutsche Schule Toulouse

A German school in the south of France that is not actually in the city that it is named after.
Has the worst Internet connection of the whole universe and also decided to stay in a ruin, instead of building a brand new, fancy school building, but we like it anyway.
Students act like their are better than the French, which of course is true.

So, even with it's flaws, DST is boss.

She : "Hey, what school do you go to?"

Me, proudly : "I'm at the DST, Deutsche Schule Toulouse."

by dstarterpacks September 17, 2019

schlemazel

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

schleeb

Slang for 4-HO-MET, a lesser-known novel psychedelic of the Tryptamine class (which includes substances like melatonin, serotonin, DMT and Psilocin). Users typically describe Schleeb as a more recreational version of psilocybin mushrooms due to its less serious headspace and greater emphasis on visual effects.

John: "Yo Billy you tryna shnort this schleeb?"
Billy: "Hell yes John lets shnort this schleeb!"

by dogeater84 November 23, 2020

hammacher schlemmer

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

schleimer

in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.

upwards he´s a schleimer downwards he kicks

by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006