schruther 

adjective: a sickening stench that is indescribably pungent of intergalactic smeg

A: OH GOD THE SCHRUTHER IS HORRIFIC
B: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

C: oh shit i forgot to put out those candles i bought on proxima centauri

schruther by Xx_ThebIngler6996_xX April 9, 2024

Dwight Schrute 

Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)

Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.

Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.

Dwight Schrute by +he realist. February 4, 2009

scrother 

A bro, not just any bro, the realist fucking bro there is. Literally just supplement it for anytime you would say brother, or bro, but only when you truly mean it.

See that dude over there? He’s had my back since day 1, my scrother since the beginning.

Thank you scrother.

Ahaha what’s good scroski, you tryna hang later?

scrother by Barry Madikiner December 29, 2020

Schruted 

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really schruted it.

Schruted by ChillJammyTheEpic April 17, 2019

Jimmy Struthers

A person who acts like they know everything about body building because they saw it on tv or read it in a magazine and probably does full body workouts too often.

Don't listen to Jimmy Struthers

Jimmy Struthers by dvwinner December 27, 2011

Dwight Schrute 

the worlds best assistant to the regional manager person who loves beets and Angela

Dwight Schrute is my husband baby daddy beet lover and the regional manager

Dwight Schrute by leannthebadbish January 4, 2020

Schroeher 

Schroeher is one of the most offensive words in any language across the world. This describes someone who is the biggest of bitches. You should never use this word lightly as it is super offensive and could get you in a fight. The Schroeher’s are one of the pussiest human kind and no one should ever be compared to them unless they are a huge pussy.

(Friend 1): Yo can you lend me 5 bucks
(Friend 2): Bruhhh nahhh how does that benefit me?!?
(Friend 1): Fuck you bruh!! Your just a fucking SCHROEHER!!!
(Friend 2): DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FUCKING SCHROEHER!!!

Schroeher by 10$$$$$$$ January 22, 2019