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schrunky 

when a person's penis consumes most of the oxygen supply in their body leaving little to no oxygen for their brain causing them to be a little stupid and have a bad memory and weak physical health.

this might happen due to an abnormally large penis.
1:'hey did you see the new guy in college? '
2:'yes, words going around that he's kinda schrunky'
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frakakta schtunky

all messed up...no longer any good, damaged goods, everything has gone wrong...

said to be of yiddish origin
my deal is all frakakta schtunky now that wilson is involved
frakakta schtunky by badback9 June 13, 2011

Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk 

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.
Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night
The art of calling a scooter specimen a cute word in a baby voice to underestimate the honchizness that it presumes.
Scooter your so scrunky!
scrunky by joe could October 11, 2009
Pronounced- 'shlunkee'

Closely related in meaning to rawesome.

Something incredibly cool, particularly a situation which turned out well. Generally used as a response.
"Dude, I found a quarter in the vending machine change slot!" "Schlunky!"

"That play was schlunky, man"

"How schlunky was that shot?"
schlunky by Moyshe February 25, 2009
A strange creature who transforms into a cat only for deliberate wild intentions. Familiar to valleys of some places in this world. Sometimes known to be less conscient about the unintentional rude arrogancy of cats. Connected with witches who used to profess cats. Conjurers now banned by church isn't known as natural to a schrunks mind. A forrest lover basicly. Friendly most of the time.
Look at this schrunker - plenty of cats in him. That schrunked boy just miaoed me good. Take a look at this schrunkess she sure can sing a good tune.
schrunk by thiefdread August 18, 2010
To be super-crazy-cool in your own special way; To mock certain people when they say "awww"; to be stellar...See stellar for definition.
That dude is so scrunky. He is open-minded, and just so his own person. I hope his ego doesnt get to damn high...
scrunky by Daire November 13, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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