An infection caused by the voice of the one they call "Schroedawg" that infects one's ability to function normally in a public enviorment. Two stages of infection: STAGE ONE - Lirio. The only cure to Lirio syndrome is to feed the hunger for answers that could have been synthesized in your brain if you were paying attention. Second stage is inevitable. STAGE TWO - Stage one is followed by a rage classified as Lilrio. See term for definition.

I'm so not looking forward to that damn class..Facebook always distracts me and I get infected with Schroedism.

Schroedism by Captain Sweetpants March 16, 2010

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scrombie

Scrombie, noun: A person only talking about scrum methodology and completely unaware of his or her surroundings and entirely absorbed in their agile environment, a mixture between scrum and zombie.

They are only talking about agile, value and velocity, acting like scrombies.

scrombie by Dein Nickname October 30, 2018

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Schlorbis

A type of vaporizer or e cigarette designed to be small and discreet. Also called a JUUL

Bro lemme hit the schlorbis

Schlorbis by Jillbill321 May 31, 2019

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schromi

A neko that is crazy and lewd but has a good heart. Supportive of their friends and family. And extremely cute but never accepts it.

Schromi is very cute

schromi by TomBird January 29, 2020

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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