An infection caused by the voice of the one they call "Schroedawg" that infects one's ability to function normally in a public enviorment. Two stages of infection: STAGE ONE - Lirio. The only cure to Lirio syndrome is to feed the hunger for answers that could have been synthesized in your brain if you were paying attention. Second stage is inevitable. STAGE TWO - Stage one is followed by a rage classified as Lilrio. See term for definition.

I'm so not looking forward to that damn class..Facebook always distracts me and I get infected with Schroedism.

Schroedism by Captain Sweetpants March 16, 2010

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scrombie

Scrombie, noun: A person only talking about scrum methodology and completely unaware of his or her surroundings and entirely absorbed in their agile environment, a mixture between scrum and zombie.

They are only talking about agile, value and velocity, acting like scrombies.

scrombie by Dein Nickname October 30, 2018

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Schlorbis

A type of vaporizer or e cigarette designed to be small and discreet. Also called a JUUL

Bro lemme hit the schlorbis

Schlorbis by Jillbill321 May 31, 2019

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schromi

A neko that is crazy and lewd but has a good heart. Supportive of their friends and family. And extremely cute but never accepts it.

Schromi is very cute

schromi by TomBird January 29, 2020

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