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schrauben 

Schrauben is an adjective, in practice it means He's the best or He's Cooler than you.
"I am Schrauben"
schrauben by B-Cool April 27, 2009
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schrabbing 

The act of trolling in a similar vein to writer/director Rob Schrab. It is often done by asking a redundant question in response to something which includes the answer to the question.
That guy is schrabbing. I can't tell if he's serious.

schaubed 

when a quarterback ends a football game by throwing an interception that results in his team losing the game
With ten seconds left on the clock, the quarterback schaubed the game.
schaubed by Scruffy Nina December 6, 2013

Schwabengee 

Pronunced "schwa - beng -gee", a term for marijuana coined by Tom Jorgensen in 2005.
Got any schwabengee?
Schwabengee by Hoshi Matamuro March 22, 2009

Schaudenfreude 

The act of gaining enjoyment from another person's misery.
Dude! Slow down, let me rubber neck that fatality car accident and catch me some Schaudenfreude.
Schaudenfreude by Roland819 November 23, 2006
Named for the former Houston Texans' quarterback. It is the ability to throw an interception at a time and place that will completely crush any hope of victory by your team. A Super Schaub is throwing two or more interceptions in a game or throwing an interception that is returned for a touchdown.
Hey! Did you see how Orton was Schaubing in that game last night? He threw three Schaubs including that Schaubed pass at the end of last night's game?

Yeah! He totally destroyed that Cowgirls comeback attempt. I heard that Philly voted him their MVP.
Schaubing by Duncanseven December 30, 2013

Schribben Daggen

Pronounced like (Sh-rib-in dog-in)

Schribben Daggen is the act of schribbing one's dagg in a violent manor while eating a sausage after getting out of prison. This is usually frowned upon by anyone who is not also involved in schribbing daggs.
Austin: "Hey Bryan what are you doing today?"
Bryan: "Oh nothing, just going to Cindy's house to schribben daggen."
Austin: "Oh cool can I join you?"
Bryan: "Yes, but bring your own daggs."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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