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schrodinger's racist

A person who makes racist comments and decides if they are jokes based on the reaction of those around.
P1: *racist comment*
P2: dude seriously?
P1: haha just kidding bro
P2: You are such a schrodinger's racist.
schrodinger's racist by DivLives August 21, 2022

Schrodinger's rapist 

A senior politician who raped a child before entering parliament.
Now that his victim has commited suicide, the claim can not be proved in court.
Not can his non guilt be proved either
I can't believe scomo is just hoping this will all go away.
Who knew big Mac was a Schrodinger's rapist.
Schrodinger's rapist by 29gts11 February 27, 2021

Schroedinger's rapist 

A regular sweet guy walking in the street. However, a woman does not know that he's a regular sweet guy since he's a stranger, so it's best to assume he's out to rape you.

A woman walking alone in the streets cannot determine whether an approaching man is an intending rapist or not until the encounter has reached its conclusion, so it logically follows that every man is both a rapist and not a rapist at the same time.
Rape center, hello, it's about a Schroedinger's rapist. He both has both raped me and not raped me! And he's also a very sweet guy and not a very sweet guy.
Schroedinger's rapist by Esa4 September 5, 2019

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026