schrödingers racist
a person who is racist, and decides whether they are joking based on the reaction they get from peers.
schrödingers racist by kingtux99999 February 14, 2023
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Schrödinger’s Racist
When a person who drops racism and says they “Aren’t racist” because they hate everyone (which includes everyone’s race)
It is a form of excuse for racists to be let off the hook since in their mind, everyone is worse than them no matter the race.
It is a form of excuse for racists to be let off the hook since in their mind, everyone is worse than them no matter the race.
Atlas: “I swear I’m not a Jew but I can’t stop stealing money from people”
Moose: “Dude that’s literally racism. What the fuck are you on about?”
Atlas: “I’m not a fucking racist because everyone sucks equally no matter the race.”
Moose: “Okay, Schrödinger’s Racist.”
Moose: “Dude that’s literally racism. What the fuck are you on about?”
Atlas: “I’m not a fucking racist because everyone sucks equally no matter the race.”
Moose: “Okay, Schrödinger’s Racist.”
Schrödinger’s Racist by MooseAndBeans July 1, 2026
Schrodinger's rapist
A senior politician who raped a child before entering parliament.
Now that his victim has commited suicide, the claim can not be proved in court.
Not can his non guilt be proved either
Now that his victim has commited suicide, the claim can not be proved in court.
Not can his non guilt be proved either
I can't believe scomo is just hoping this will all go away.
Who knew big Mac was a Schrodinger's rapist.
Who knew big Mac was a Schrodinger's rapist.
Schrodinger's rapist by 29gts11 February 27, 2021
Schroedinger's rapist
A regular sweet guy walking in the street. However, a woman does not know that he's a regular sweet guy since he's a stranger, so it's best to assume he's out to rape you.
A woman walking alone in the streets cannot determine whether an approaching man is an intending rapist or not until the encounter has reached its conclusion, so it logically follows that every man is both a rapist and not a rapist at the same time.
A woman walking alone in the streets cannot determine whether an approaching man is an intending rapist or not until the encounter has reached its conclusion, so it logically follows that every man is both a rapist and not a rapist at the same time.
Rape center, hello, it's about a Schroedinger's rapist. He both has both raped me and not raped me! And he's also a very sweet guy and not a very sweet guy.
Schroedinger's rapist by Esa4 September 5, 2019
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