Definitions by MooseAndBeans
Kinsfolk's House Syndrome
Someone who will do anyone's chores but their own.
Trait is activated upon entering a relative's house or during a clean-up after a party .
Trait is commonly found in women but the trait is also found in men.
Trait is activated upon entering a relative's house or during a clean-up after a party .
Trait is commonly found in women but the trait is also found in men.
Daughter - "Did you want those dishes done? I'll handle 'em for you!"
Grandma - "Oh, That's fine but you hardly do your own dishes! What makes mine so special?"
Daughter - "Ever heard of Kinsfolk's House Syndrome?"
Grandma - "Oh, That's fine but you hardly do your own dishes! What makes mine so special?"
Daughter - "Ever heard of Kinsfolk's House Syndrome?"
Kinsfolk's House Syndrome by MooseAndBeans July 23, 2026
Kinsfolk's House Syndrome
The act of doing anyone's chores but your own
If oneself has a tendancy to do lots of work around any house but thier own, usually Grandma's house, relative's house or a lover's house.
This trait is commonly found in women although this trait has been found in men.
If oneself has a tendancy to do lots of work around any house but thier own, usually Grandma's house, relative's house or a lover's house.
This trait is commonly found in women although this trait has been found in men.
Daughter - "Did you want those dishes done? I'll get them done for you!"
Grandma - "Oh, no thank you! You hardly get them done in your own house! I don't understand how mine's so special"
Daughter - "Eh, I have something of a Kinsfolk's House Syndrome."
Grandma - "Oh, no thank you! You hardly get them done in your own house! I don't understand how mine's so special"
Daughter - "Eh, I have something of a Kinsfolk's House Syndrome."
Kinsfolk's House Syndrome by MooseAndBeans July 23, 2026
Schrödinger’s Racist
When a person who drops racism and says they “Aren’t racist” because they hate everyone (which includes everyone’s race)
It is a form of excuse for racists to be let off the hook since in their mind, everyone is worse than them no matter the race.
It is a form of excuse for racists to be let off the hook since in their mind, everyone is worse than them no matter the race.
Atlas: “I swear I’m not a Jew but I can’t stop stealing money from people”
Moose: “Dude that’s literally racism. What the fuck are you on about?”
Atlas: “I’m not a fucking racist because everyone sucks equally no matter the race.”
Moose: “Okay, Schrödinger’s Racist.”
Moose: “Dude that’s literally racism. What the fuck are you on about?”
Atlas: “I’m not a fucking racist because everyone sucks equally no matter the race.”
Moose: “Okay, Schrödinger’s Racist.”
Schrödinger’s Racist by MooseAndBeans July 1, 2026