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A person who decides whether or not they're full of shit by the reactions of those around them.
"That guy who posted ____ but said he was just trolling when no one agreed with him is totally a Schrodingers Asshole"
by ImmortalDobbs June 15, 2017
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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Someone who doesn't like being alone enough to be in disagreement with lots of people, so they tend to be in agreement with enough people to try and outnumber anybody who disagrees, but still try and look like someone nobody will mess with (a poser), that way the one or the few that really do disagree remain the assholes who actually have consequences coming their way.
The guy/girl that created the term schrodinger's asshole didn't know that he/she was his/her own definition of one. He/she liked to argue a lot, but didn't actually like for everybody to be in argument or opposition to him/her, since that would actually mean ending up alone, while everyone else was together on something. He/she hated being alone too much to ever really be an asshole on his/her own, so he/she created the term schrodinger's asshole to try and get more people in a group of other schrodinger's assholes just like him/her, that way he/she was guaranteed not to be alone.
by Solid Mantis May 08, 2020
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An asshole is an asshole no matter what, and doesn't need people to agree with him or support him, he's gonna be the same asshole he's always been.
Somebody who's really full of shit wants to run off anybody who disagrees with them. A schrodinger's asshole is not a true asshole, it's a bullshit term created by bullshit people who are usually their own definition of a schrodinger's asshole (they want bad things to happen to people for their disagreement and not for any good reason, hence they're only the asshole when it's a move they think people will support, instead of all the time, they say they dont mind losing friends but somehow never end up with a lot of enemies like a true asshole).
by Solid Mantis May 08, 2020
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