schpunken

Spunk, Seamen, Jiz, Jism, Manfat

Schpunken was once famously heard by the one and only Borat

schpunken by Marc Randles September 26, 2007

schpunkenfurtur 

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy

Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?

schpunkenfurtur by clavecin1716(2) May 26, 2020

Spunkenzwunk 

A word not even Google knows! Spunkenzwunk is a very universal word, similar to "stuff", but you can also use it to cuss (see examples).

(looking for something): Damn, where's my Spunkenzwunk?!?

(you see your best friend fucking your gf): Get the fuck outa here you shitty Spunkenzwunk!

Spunkenzwunk by t-nu September 17, 2007

schmuckenschmick

The real 3rd gender, usually assigned to those by the name of Tyler. Not Tyler, sorry my ni🅱️🅱️a

Person: So you’re a male or a female?
Tyler: Actually, I identify as Schmuckenschmick

schmuckenschmick by Not clever enough for names April 28, 2019

Schinkenspalter 

German slang expression for someone who is gay

Schinken = Ham, also German slang for ass
Spalter = someone who splits/divides/cracks something

"Er ist 'n Schinkenspalter!" (He is gay)

Schinkenspalter by rueganerin February 10, 2009

Shpunken Towel 

A cloth or peice of material, purposely set aside, stolen or purchased for the sole purpose of removing un-wanted ejaculatory matter from your bedroom/garments.

'Ahh dude, some fool decided to use my pillowcase as a shpunken towel..'

Shpunken Towel by thealmightyshpunk March 25, 2010

spunken 

The word uttered directly after "plenty" on a European Skin Flick, immediately after the lead male has deposited his load onto the waiting female.

Ooh, aaah, jah, das is gut, ohh, ooh ooh ohh ohhhh MMMEEEEUURRRRR!! Planty spunken!!

spunken by Niall Brady January 8, 2003