Schlunkensmack

When someone hits you with the most obvious truth that you somehow missed — like a mental slap sent straight from the universe.
Usually followed by you saying, “Damn… you right,” and staring into space for 3–5 business minutes.

“Bruh told me my situationship ain’t a relationship. That Schlunkensmack took me OUT.”

by boimans December 1, 2025