schprang

To be assraped...
Or even the idea of WANTING to be assraped...ie wot andrew is always up 4..

I want to schprang - I want to ass rape..
I want to be schpranged - I want to be ass raped..

by Amit "solid guy" May 23, 2006

schpang

(Meti)1)Response to either a
terrific or terrible
performance.

2)A general expression of
confused excitement.

"Rolling Stones SCHPANG !!"

"YEAH ! SCHPANG!!!"

by Neil Dyck December 7, 2004

Schplang

To get your mess everywhere

You should've seen the Schplang Carpisan left.

by Hadjisan September 4, 2006

Schpangled

When you’re in between drunk and totally fucked up. The moment when you’re drunk and high right before the room starts spinning. You metaphorically feel like the inside of a stomach.

Leroy: Bruh I just drank this casamigos while I’m high and this shit got me schpangled!

T-Bone: Yeah son you schpangled af. That shit got you tripping lmao.

by Good_Lord_He’s_Schpangled July 7, 2023

Schprangle

a tight pair of underpants made from a rope of spam canned meat that works its way into all the crevasses, and when worn by a male, a loop wraps around the balls, supporting them.

I wore my schprangle under my suit to feel extra special at the prom.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Schplang

Another word for the combination of words "Yo-yo sausage". Can also be used when explaining the sound effect of getting a boner.

Dude, she whipped them titties out and I was just like Schplang!

by WitlessJavier123 May 15, 2009

Schpnangle

When your friend saves you from tripping and falling on a weiner.

Thanks for that schpnangle. I would’ve been a goner if it weren’t for you.

by Starspangledschpnangle November 20, 2022