Schpnangle 

When your friend saves you from tripping and falling on a weiner.

Thanks for that schpnangle. I would’ve been a goner if it weren’t for you.

Schpnangle by Starspangledschpnangle November 20, 2022

Schnaegle 

Verb. To swoop In and replace another persons position , often with devious intentions.

It usually occurs when someone has put in a lot of effort to elevate themselves into a promising position with someone of the opposite sex, only to be replaced when they turn their back for 2 minutes.

Schaegling also commonly happens when playing bandits (also sometimes called 'lurking')

Did you see that guy schnaegle me? I was in with that hot girl until I went to the toilet.

2) I stood up for one second and someone schnaegled me and took my seat!!!

Schnaegle by Brutal_Tapir October 4, 2016

schnargle 

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.

Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!

schnargle by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008

schnarglefuss 

An exclamation used in conjunction with a a strong emotional or possibly physical reaction. Feelings can be positive or negative. It is used most often when no other word seems to adequately describe intense feelings.

Bob: SCHNARGLEFUSS!!!

Jane: What?

Bob: My penis just fell off!

schnarglefuss by beckaelisabeth May 6, 2009

schmangler 

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca

The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler

schmangler by robocop turd January 24, 2009

caca schmangler 

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex after receiving anal.

That halo child is a total caca schmangler

caca schmangler by robocop turd January 24, 2009

Schnaggle 

The intended and more badass spelling of the word "snaggle". Schnaggle shows more punctuation without feeling like a sissy.

Verb - To take, steal, to have intercourse with, also used as an insult. High level of intoxication.

Let me schaggle some of those french fries.

Go to hell you Motha Schaggler!

Remember that girl I met at the bar last night? I schnaggled her. I schnaggled her good.

Man last night I drank way too much. I was so schaggled.

Multiple Use:
Ted, schnaggled out of his gord, schaggled a Lexus then proceeded to pick up a prostitute who he schnaggled in the back seat. Ted did not have any money to pay the prostitute so she called him a "stupid mother schnaggler".

Schnaggle by Cameron McVicker February 2, 2008