Schprangle 

a tight pair of underpants made from a rope of spam canned meat that works its way into all the crevasses, and when worn by a male, a loop wraps around the balls, supporting them.

I wore my schprangle under my suit to feel extra special at the prom.

Schprangle by Spermoff August 10, 2025

scrangle 

Various snacks and beverages obtained from a corner shop or similar establishments.

Examples of prime scrangles include Kinder Buenos, Doritos and Fruit Twist Fanta.

The term was coined by the hardest roadman in the hood of Cheltenham

Roadman 1: I'm bloody starved fam

Roadman 2: Let's get some scrangles from the Londis then you melt

Roadman 1: Good shout my son

scrangle by Scrangleman123 January 3, 2016

schprang

To be assraped...
Or even the idea of WANTING to be assraped...ie wot andrew is always up 4..

I want to schprang - I want to ass rape..
I want to be schpranged - I want to be ass raped..

schprang by Amit "solid guy" May 23, 2006

shrangle

A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "strangle" (a la "slithy" or "mimsy") meaning to strangle someone with such force, you poop your pants.

"Remember that German girl I met at the bar last night? When we got to her dorm room, she wanted me to shrangle her..."

"Well, did you?"

"Fuck yeah I did! But I straight up destroyed the sheets on her bed..."

shrangle by Bouzsi December 3, 2018

schmangler 

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca

The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler

schmangler by robocop turd January 24, 2009

caca schmangler 

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex after receiving anal.

That halo child is a total caca schmangler

caca schmangler by robocop turd January 24, 2009

sprangled 

A state of utter drunkenness in which the person inflicted is off their face, yet happy and usually sprawled in a horizontal position.

Sam *mumbles* 'Guys I'm fucking sprangled'

sprangled by Chiliconnorcarne October 20, 2013