schpeech

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Male excrement that ejects itself at high velocities towards its female (sometimes male, sometimes beast) target

Your schpeech is somewhat creamier tonight honey.

schpeech by Jordan June 13, 2003

Words you can keep

Shpeech

Shpeech or shpeeched(Verb)- To shpritz. To ejaculate. To masterbate. To skeet skeet. To shoot one's man juice.

Shpeech-(Noun)- Semen. Sperm. Man juice. Penis pudding.

Shpeecher (Noun)- one's shmeckle or penis. One's tush.

"I think I shpeeched my pants"
"Did that guy just shpeech on Rafi ?!?!?"
"Steven Z has a small shpeecher"
"I think ______ takes it in the shpeecher"

Shpeech by F'in SeanZ. August 27, 2007

Related Words

schpeech • scheech • schreeching • Shpeech • Jumbo Schleechum

Jumbo Schleechum

Jumbo Schleechum is a slang term used to describe the physical and habitual characteristics of a large, nasty, smelly, hairy, whorish, mammoth of a woman. A Jumbo schleechum is not as bad as a Yetti but far worse than your average band nerd.

I got drunk at this redneck bar in the middle of no where. When i woke the next morning, I had a phone number in my pocket. I called the number and the person on the other end sounded like a man and here name was Bosefis. This woman, Bosefis, could quite possibly, and most definetely be a Jumbo Schleechum.

Jumbo Schleechum by Fatzak and Taylor May 11, 2006

scheech

Scheech is a slang term, sometimes used to discribe female genitalia and sometimes used as an insult.

You are a dirty "scheech"

scheech by 8"cock October 13, 2017

schreeching

A mix between shrieking and screeching.

brain: you went swimming yesterday, now you want to run.
me: but I'm not even good at runni-
brain: so I spiked your energy levels
br a i n: r u n

Other person: RUN FROM THE DEMONS! *schREECHING*

schreeching by LOLZIES 😝 May 20, 2018

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026